Anonymous asked:
screenshot his face

Forgive me, I just got out of the shower.

4chanisbetter-than asked:
Nigga no sarcasm here it is you that needs to be excused. You trying to be all 'scuse u' to my lyfe partnar well guess wat lyfe partnars got each other's backs and that includes PR which mean Public Relations and you are so public right now so b4 u go all posting like you know things remember u don't no things so i will reiterate. Excuse *you*.

4chanisbetter-than asked:
um excuse *you*

Nigga u dont type rite when u bein sarcastic. T_T

brook-on-the-light-side asked:
did someone skype you?

No. Oh my fucking. God.

Fuck you all.

Anonymous asked:
do you like Lana Del Rey?

This is the stupidest question I have ever been asked. Look at my fucking blog, dumb ass.

Anonymous asked:
You're Beautiful

Oh, really.

Anonymous asked:
how do u give a good blowjob...just curious

Depends on the guy. Different people like different things. A basic well done blowjob relies on strong tongue movements and making sure to reach specific sensitive spots on and around the genitals. Use your hands, get comfortable, and relax your throat. If you feel good giving it, you’re doing it right. People who say that giving a blowjob hurts their throat are either taking too much of what they can’t handle or not breathing right. It’s all about the breathing patterns. Yes, you can breathe with a cock down your throat. It just takes practice.

Anonymous asked:
Hey, you're a guy and likes Taylor Swift. We should fuck :3

Um.

Anonymous asked:
how can i get weed without asking anybody at my school

If there are any medicinal marijuana stores in your area and you have a friend out of school whom has a license to purchase it, you can get it that way. This is a really awkward question because most marijuana dealers are high school kids. Also, you can ask around. I live in a small town, so it’s pretty safe to talk to most anybody here. If you live in a big city, I don’t recommend going on street corners and asking if someone’s selling weed. That will either get you killed or arrested. I, too, do not recommend you buying or smoking weed if you aren’t doing it socially. It’s a social enlightenment, not a self-abuse drug. I’d like to ask this question to you: What is the purpose of attaining weed and not having your high school peers know about it? Most high school kids I know completely accept drug/alcohol use.

nuhhcoal asked:
Matt omg Tom Hiddleston is perf okay. p.s hi <3

NO SHIT HE’S PERFECT. HE’S A FUCKING GOD. Hi.

Anonymous asked:
What did you tweet him?
Anonymous asked:
What kind of porn do you like best? Just wondering :p

Orientation-wise? Gay. It’s more appealing. Men’s bodies look better to me.

Anonymous asked:
whr r u frm

Why do you type like you’ve two fingers?

Anonymous asked:
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

DATING GAME OMG WHERE. 

Anonymous asked:
matt i love you and your beautiful and lovely soul

I appreciate this, but I don’t fucking understand what is the harm in telling me this as yourself. Why are people so fucking scared to tell another how they truly feel.